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Dr. Claw

Posted on July 27 2010

Sounds like someone Spiderman or the Fantastic 4 might battle in a superhero comic book right?


This gentlemen who goes by the above surname has started his own thriving industry in Williamsburg, NY; very entrepreneurial, however somewhat illegal...

Here's how it works:
If you're in the know, you have access to Dr. Claw's very hard to get cell phone number. Call him up, and place your order of the very best lobster tail or stuffed lobster the city has to offer. He then will proceed to text you back the location to meet him as well as the time. 

Bring cash only, and your own butter, naturally.

PS....if you need this gentlemen's number, you didn't get it from me, but you can get it from me.